I just ran

3000m, 3km, 1,86miles, 3280y and I failed. Running in at 14,26 tells me I`m out of shape...

Who`s to blame? WoW or me?

Easiest thing is to blame WoW, but stuffing fast food, cake and other things without training takes its toll.

So my new years resolution, 12 something. I`m sure as hell tired of ending last in my department. Ofcourse this has been my aim for 3years now.

But atleast I rock at WoW, noone can take that away from me. This saturday we aim for the insanity title in ToGC and yes, there`s a lock called Titter'Fucking'Tot in the raid.

Hamsters

One day a dear Shaman in the guild asked the fatal question:

Are anyone familiar with hamsters?

Me and Caird supplied him with cooking advices and other related hamster activities. Poor Denky was only concerned cause he though his hamster was sick, oh well......

This has ofcourse been used against Denky many times and latly he made a RP post on the forum. And me and Caird just had to, so I present to you

I r back

Yesterday brought us the last boss in that pesky instance. I dont even know what it`s called yet. I switch between Collesuem(spelling), AC and Colliseum(Spelling) but anywhos, I R BACK. Casting shit and producing even more shit, my Shadow bolts where all over the place. Probably kinda why i did not deliver the DPS, but as earlier posts, I choose my Meta specc. With me was Mr. Emoguard, who I might add has done a splendid job latly and my transform into evol DEMON. Titter "the mighty" tot brings spellpowers to casters and 5% crit to spells, can I get a "AMEN", Halleluja brother...

The rock

In geology, rock is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids.
This is a rock.

"Dont throw rocks when you live in a glasshouse"

Well probably not a smart idea but I`m sure it has been done. So why this rock thing? Ever tried discussing with a rock? I`ve not but I`m sure that the discussion I`ve just had was a near rock experience. How can you explain something to a person that doesnt want to see reason or see changes? There`s two options here:

a. I`m the one that has it the wrong way
b. The other one has it the wrong way and doesnt like the changes proposed

I work with a person like this, I proposed some small changes to a education program. Emphasis on small changes. They are in my view good changes, that`s the reason I made them but this person is questioning them. "WHY? Whats the purpose? Isnt the product good enough?" Well it is, but there`s always improvments to be made.

This brings me to the conclusion, changes are usually good and will evolve into something better. But how can you convince others that the changes are needed for further development, how do you convince a stone to float in the water or not crush windows on impact?

Bored

I`m bored at work, just waiting on the clock to hit lunch time.

As I mentioned in the last post mighty Titter and 9 asshats went for some hard modes yesterday. All I can say is this, FIRE IS BAD, Mimiron hard mode is HARD. Jeeeeez, but it was fun. We actually got to phase 3 a couple of times but the thought about phase 4 wiped us. Imagine all that shait and FIRE on the floor. So after 2 hours of wiping we wiped 1 more time on normal, then just nuked him down. This week we`ll get more tries and WTB druid....

Up next General hardmode. Cant say it was much of a challenge, DPS was high, thing spawned and died, general died. Took us 4 attempts though, but not a hard hard mode.

3 achivments away from proto drake, Yogg-Saron, Mimiron and Dwarfs medium rare.

Would like to make a video, but then people would see how much my dps sucks. MS Warrior Caird did twice as much damage as me on Ignis. We are similar gear.... WTB 'nome wreak heavy havoc spell.

Has alts, will use them

So Titter has been buzy bee latly. 3.2 didnt bring much changes to lock's wreaking havoc. On patch day 10 asshats decided to move into the new instance, was fun with something new. Took us some time to get the fights down but in the end it wasnt a big challenge. Titter recived a lvl item 232 wand and e-peen is now <--->, not bad for a 'nome. Also there`s been badge whoring, doing Ulduar 25 and Ulduar 10 asshats hard modes.

We recently recruited a shaman healer and I must say I`m impressed by this person. He`s a quick learner, humble in his approch and seems like a really good man. Best recruit in a long time and that makes me a happy 'nome.

I`ve recently taken upon me to be the guilds demo lock, bringing shiny spellpower love to the casters, but went back to destro in a naxx 25 pug. Guess what, it worked just fine. 'Nome Titter didnt steal aggro, didnt die and defently had an e-peen increase from wreaking major havoc to Naxx filth. And the rotation is soooooo much easier, it`s just facerolling all the way.

But I has alts, many alts, way to many alts. I`m an altoholic it seems.... I has a lvl 80 hunter, had him for awhile, second toon to 60 and was running around MC, BWL when we needed him. He`s called Karazka and is Orc, this hunter is stupid in so many ways. He pulls things and Feign Death, MD on random people to for the laugh of it, he`s an EVOL HUNTARD.

Last night Karazka traveled into Naxx as MM and got plenty of purple pixels, the best one was the gun from KT.

Karazka: Drop gun, TARD!
KT: NO WAI
Karazka: YES WAI
KT: Hrmmf.....

Gun drops, Karazka rolls higher then the other huntard and recives loot. Happy huntard. Now Karazka get whisper from other hunter:

Huntard: Plz pass gun to me.
Karazka:(orc) Grewt osid leks
Huntard: Been doing Naxx seens for ever, plzzzzzz
Karazka:(orc) Gnash grewt kewl
Karazka performs vanishing act

Later on while gemming and shit

Random whore: Greedy fuck!
GG logging alt and whining

Little later

Random whore the 2nd: Please let my mate have the gun, just name your price.
Karazka:(orc) Humle krishi glesh!

Moral of the story, E-peen > Money

I mean really, in a PUG everyone thinks about them self. There`s no check to see if item A is a better upgrade for person Y or person X. It`s 25 asshats running around, hoping to get lucky on rolls. I`ve got 0 regrets from rolling on things. I pull my weight in the instance, my thoughts are simple, the more I do the quicker I can get out of this shit. If I was a slacker, freshly dinged or sumtin like that I might think twice. But I`m not, I`m far from the perfect EJ hunter but I still do all that I can to make progress as fast as possible.

Last night Tittertot went to visit the death god... Big deal.

First off we one shotted mr.Mimiron, easy job for pr0 people. And Titter didnt die a singel time, I`m getting the hang on this living thing it seems.

Then we went to see the General, nast bugger. Having bear tank(Healz lolz) made it easy, on the third try he went down. Tittertot was experiencing some mana issues, must say thats not fun. We can thank higher powers that my emoguard can atleast run in straight lines and hit things.

The black stuff that comes after Shadow Crashes, made Titter Jizz in his pants. What Titter did not like was sharing this with a female 'nome. Black = Warlock thing, not mage thing......

The death god is one ugly mofo, I meen he looks like a fish(as the picture shows) Now we failed time after time, we got to phase 2 every time xept for one. But killing tentacles is seriuz buiznz. We even got to see phase 3 a couple of times, but we where doomed.

Titter: What`s wrong with us?
Creator: Well, you guys suck.
Titter: Haha, very mature, dickhead!
Creator: Well, it`s true!
Titter: I hate you, see you after next wipe though.

In the end we had to admit failure and went to shoot down a dragon and some flamy iron giant.

Titter had to go destro on the death god. Almost died a couple of times in phase 1, Titter simply doesnt like destro anymore. To much pewpew = dead 'nome.


Today 10 asshats will venture into the new raid thingy. Gonna be fun to see what kind of chaos mr.titter'nome can bring.

How hard is WoW

Me and a mate had sort of an discussion the other day, how hard is Wow?

I mean, how hard is it to do alot of dps? how hard is it to tank? and last, healing how hard is it?

Last night we failed at yet another Ulduar 25man run, so we did 10man instead. Only 1 hard mode and that was FL with 2 towers up. All was going pretty smooth until we reach Hodir. Hodir causes trouble that shouldnt be any trouble.

Indeed we do. But as a result a 'nome mage got some buffs and *p00f* died. /raid: WTF, lol 50k damage instant, lolroflpoffel.

"Easy on the dps please, if you are close to getting aggro; Either a)Stop DPS b)Use sumtin to lower threath."

It didnt happen again. Then one of the healers decided to stand still >< for 20seconds.... and not jumping on top of the snow... Fail, but again it only happend once.

Now when this happens it`s ok, that they hadnt read up on the fights or have forgotten from earlier tries, pisses me off but hey it only a game. Nah, its good when they atleast can show some progress, show some understanding. Some of us have got a 1337'nes view of our self, but that doesnt mean everyone else has the same.

But I`m getting abit tired now. There`s 0 progress, we`re missing classes and people. "Bring the person, not the class" is true in so many ways. Hopefully things will shapen up. Titter's want Ulduar down before this new patch comes.

But how hard is tanking, dps or healing. Fact is, it`s not hard, not one bit. It`s just people that are to friggin lazy to even bother trying out stuff. If spell/ability X does more then Y, then you use X. If Y in combination with Z does more then X, you use Z then Y.

But here`s the good part, once things get back on track there`ll be no lazy wankers in the raid. Healthy competition for the spots, that`s all we need.

.........

All dungeons are resett, the same old is back up again. How can they take it?

The mighty Titter was just hanging around Dalaran, doing nothing. Absolutly nothing. I found my self a VoA 10 group and we went in and as normal I went about with my demonic schemes. Emalon dropped me pants, but my e-peen didnt get bigger.

Next up, Sarth 25 with 1 drake up. YAWN, I didnt manage to steal aggro once, close but no cigar.

Later on I joined a Naxx HC pug and it was an interesting experience. I met palas that buffed The Mighty Titter with might. Apparntly I`m supposed to be some kind of battle warlock that stabs things with my sword. The leaders spent soooo much time fixing groups and I had the feeling they where trying to get a Ph.D(?) in Naxxramas...

I lost a roll on hit gear to a holy priest. It seems like Healing now require hit.
"You cast Greater Heal"
"Greater Heal: MISS"
"Random tank dies"
"Priest: LOL, not hit capped"
Priest has been removed from the group

True story

But no hard feelings. I`m still rolling Demo specc, switched to destro but seems like it generates to much threath. Dead 'nome does nothing, though I miss my drinks with the Creator. He`s got some very old whisky. After about 4-5 hours the place was cleared and all I got was some shitty badges.

To future PUG dictators; Please know the instance, it makes Titter a sad friggin Panda when it goes slow.

Lessons learned last night:
- Healers need hit gear
- MP5 items are priest items
- Spirit is not a mage/warlock item, same goes for crit items
- Emoguard is still afraid of hights. Retard
- Pala tank going into heavy nerdRAGE cause they loose all rolls
- Giving blessings is hard, even harder to give the right one

It`s the new design for a new Achivment tabard.
Successfully lead and defeat each dungeon with random pugs.

But I`ve got nothing against Pugs, usually you find a group that is solid and have players that are interested in clearing as fast as possible. Think I`ve had more success then not.

What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
~Gene Fowler

Not Wow, but more frustrating

Didnt play World of War(lock)craft yesterday, been awhile tbh.

Instead I went out and played some golf. The simple fact that I havent killed someone or broken any clubs yet is beyond me. I rock at golf, I suck at golf, then suddenly I`m doing something new and I suck even more. Incoming nerdRAGE.

I do this thing when I get frustrated now. I line up, swing the club and the little bullshit white ball flies right. Usually there`s either a fucking rain forrest or a big lake on the right side, and the little fucker just does like a rogue and vanishes. I then take a new little white fucker, line up, swing and #"%!&#¤"&/"# to the right. I can do this a couple of times then simply nerdrage to the next tee.

Last night was almost complete when I managed to drive to the next tee, guess what; There was two people standing there........ The ball landed to the left of guy 1, guy 2 bent down a little and the ball bounced over his head. The normal thing to do here is yell "FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can. I was so facinated by my hit that I simply whispered "four!". The ball went left, not right, facinating.

But it wasnt all bad, the times I got close to the green I rocked at my close play. Chipping near the cup and 1 put that shit. Some drives where exellent, I might just have broken the driver code, like Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code.

Think I`m gonna spend some time on the range and get my act together.

New reset today and the chance to increase my e-peen. Current status <--> hoping for <--->

I recomend searching youtube and type in Charles Barkly Golfswing. It friggin funny

Titter toughts

Fancy word play, I know. I`ve been pondering what this blog should be about, PvE, PvP, lock gameplay or whatever. Me and a buddy got a page where we write down tactics for Ulduar, both normal and hard modes. So this blog isnt gonna be about that atleast.

I`m new to lock, the class has always seemed like a fun class to play and I`m not dissapointed. But seens I lack experience in the class, I really cant begin doing theorylockcrafting either.

So I`m just gonna write things that comes into my head. I`m really good at dieing so I`m gonna start by doing a list of hints/tricks in PvE

1. Dont attack things before the tank has hit it. 'nome lock does some burst and when 'nome has done this a couple of times to much, tank gets upset and doesnt taunt >< 'nome dies
2. If more then 1 mob is present, attack the tanks focus target. If you dont, see 1.
3. Many more then 1 mob present, AoE is fun but see point 1 again.
4. Download Omen and reread point 1 to 3.
5. 'nome locks dont use life tap during AoE heavy encounters when you are running low on health. Can be done if you have befriended a healer that has you as focus target.
6. If you get aggro, make a macro and run from the tanks. /y 'NOME HAS AGGRO, I REPEAT 'NOME HAS AGGRO. This way healers and tanks are made aware.
7. 'nome's are squishy. WTB Vanish, iceblock or something else. Shadow bubbel would be cool as hell.
8. Demonic Circle. Place this 60y from thing you are gonna nuke. Place yourself 30y from thing. This way you have a really good head start on angry mob you`ve pissed off.

Tonight Titter "The pink haired 'nome" tot is going into Ulduar with the same 9 as last week. I`m gonna post my deathcount after it, cause as long as you top one list, you`ve done something right....

The start

A 'nome lock named Tittertot was created some time ago. The name is from god knows where but it`s surly not a fitting name for someone wrecking havoc. It seems more like a friendly lock who will give you candy and compliments. I think we need to think about changing the name to something more fitting. Something cliché for a lock. DestructionIR, Death, Havoc, we`ll just have to see. For now the pink haired 'nome will have his hair pink and still answer to the name Titter"fucking"tot.

It`s been a bumpy road for the little bugger and levling was not fun at all. Until the Emoguard was created. Why the bastard didnt kill me is a mystery, lets face it. When together I reach up to his knees, the friggin axe he`s wielding is bigger then his master.

But here I am, level 80, dressed in purple pixels that lets my e-peen grow by
<-> this much. I`ve tried PvP and PvE and it`s all good fun for now.

Last night I ventured into Ulduar with my guild and it was the first time leading a raid and playing the lock at the same time, man did it suck. I sucked at DPS, fucked up my rotations and died alot. Only time I`ve died more is playing my enhance shammy, there`s a reason I got the nick name "Suicide Squid". A fellow officer even said he would pay me for changing my nick from Bagatov to Suicide Squid.

The diffrence is I died not from taking aggro but from failing on everything else.

My current specc is full destruction, and the rotation is simple. Imo > Chaos > Incin rinse and fucking repeat, but beeing a male, this multi tasking is not for me.

"With great power comes great responsibility."

Hell yeah, spiderman got it right. Our hunters in the guild have been on the top of our charts for way to long and it`s time to bring them DOWN! I just need to get my act together and get some more purple pixels <-->. Like spiderman I need to get familiar with my awesome powers and keep 24 others in check. Easy task for the 'nome known as Tittertot.

Until laterz
Tata